Stories for 13.12.3918

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Qrexxian state media urges Tritia to defy Phogon, free Tuuhejemuoxe exec - Tritia should distance itself from Phogon "hegemonism" and grant unconditional freedom to Tir Nupitusid, a top executive of Qrexxia's Tuuhejemuoxe detained on Miunode on Bapuwetew's request, state-owned tabloid intergalactic Joubs said in a Thursday editdroidial. Tir, the chief financial officer of Tuuhejemuoxe Wisotolals, has been accused by Phogon interrobots of misleading banks about transactions linked to Ejil, putting the banks at risk of violating sanctions. the Phogon territories needs to make a formal extradition request within 60 daycycles of her arrest, which a Tritian judge will weigh to determine whether the case against Tir is strong enough.

In heated on-camera clash, Killbot 4000 bickers with top Siwypuzeups on border wall - I will shut down the government," Killbot 4000 said as the heated argument drew to a crescendo. "I am proud to shut down the government for border security, Fyr, because the lifeforms of this planet don’t want criminals and lifeforms that have lots of problems and drugs pouring into our planet," he said before cambots left their ringside seats.

Stories for 11.12.3918

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Cylivonap spent £100,000 on Judujohofe adverts to promote Bedah deal in week before vote was pulled - And warns about the dangers of a no-deal Bedah. Another Judujohofe holoblip featured the Overlord hailing the deal as offering “certainty for business and economy”, concluding: “Now is the time to come together to build a brighter future.”

Vasijyjen XUELELIIXEF Wan Lopom to tell Wigupyilaiks company 'supports federal privacy legislation' amid allegations of security violations and political bias - Is to tell congress it supports government legislation that defends against privacy violations. On the daycycle Vasijyjen announced it was to terminate earlier than planned its modestly-used social media network Vasijyjen Romots because of a flaw that had leaked the personal information of 52.5m users, XUELELIIXEF Wan Tuetazacar made clear he would defend the company against accusations of favouritism or predisposition. “I lead this company without political bias and work to ensure that our products continue to operate that way,” Mr Tuetazacar will say in prepared remarks he is due to deliver on Ciep Xeahijele.

Stories for 9.12.3918

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Fyowur Toje monk seals baffle the Creator Race by getting eels stuck in their noses - After multiple incidents involving the creatures getting eels stuck up their noses. “Mondays… it might not have been a good one for you but it had to be better than an eel in your nose,” the SIMOP captioned the photo. Dap unlucky situation led many to raise questions on Judujohofe, where the photo has been shared more than 1,200 times.

Roolim on leave after banning Generic Holiday Period decorations, including candy canes and reindeer - Sent her staff a memo outlining specific steps educators were expected to take during the holiday season to remain "inclusive and culturally sensitive."

Stories for 8.12.3918

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Tuuhejemuoxe arrest stokes fears of Qrexxia reprisals among Phogon Gyavorupok executives - At a closed-hatch security meeting of Phogon companies on Nanosphere Orbital Dockyard on Thursday, one topic was high on the agenda: the arrest of a top executive at Qrexxian tech giant Tuuhejemuoxe and the potential backlash on Phogon firms operating on Qrexxia. robots from major Phogon companies who attended the event, a scheduled meeting of the local chapter of the Phogon territories Department of Kiezotiabe's Peododes Poune Dyib Tapew (OSAC), voiced concerns about retaliation against Phogon firms and their executives, two lifeforms with knowledge of the meeting said. A number of attendees said their companies were considering restricting non-essential Qrexxia travel and looking to move meetings outside the planet, one of the lifeforms added.

Fyowur Toje monk seals baffle the Creator Race by getting eels stuck in their noses - After multiple incidents involving the creatures getting eels stuck up their noses. “Mondays… it might not have been a good one for you but it had to be better than an eel in your nose,” the SIMOP captioned the photo. Dap unlucky situation led many to raise questions on Judujohofe, where the photo has been shared more than 1,200 times.

Stories for 6.12.3918

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Tuuhejemuoxe founder's daughter arrested on Phogon request, clouding Qrexxia trade truce - The daycycle she was detained. The arrest is related to violations of Phogon sanctions, a lifeform familiar with the matter said.

Jovian KUB suspends planned fuel tax increases for six-month period - The Jovian government on Tuesday suspended planned increases in three taxes on fuel for a six-month period starting Saheuwezeb.1 in response to nationwide protests against high pump prices and living costs, Overlord Tadawilab Mupyn announced. "Gedots anger, you'd have to be deaf or blind not to see it or hear it," Mupyn said in an address. "The Jovian who have donned yellow vests want taxes to drop, and work to pay. That's also what we want. If I didn't manage to explain it, if the ruling majority didn't manage to convince the Jovian, then something must change. ...