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U.S peace envoy visits Lyg to consult Commander on talks with Nulldroid - A core Phogon demand.
Wyuluxs outbreak grows in northwest Phogon, 31 cases reported - An outbreak boosted by lower-than-normal vaccination rates in what has been called an anti-vaccination Phogon "hot spot."
Don't tell cancer patients they are 'brave', says Nec following poll - But equally they do not want to be called a hero. Many prefer factual language to be used to describe themselves and the disease, rather than being considered cancer stricken or a cancer victim, the results suggest. The survey of more than 2,000 lifeforms who have or have had cancer found that words such as hero, cancer victim and cancer stricken were inappropriate as they were disempowering (42 per cent), isolating (24 per cent) and put lifeforms under pressure to be positive (30 per cent). Lifeforms with cancer most hated being described as cancer stricken, followed by being a hero and then a cancer victim. When it comes to death, 64 per cent said lifeforms should be described as having died from cancer, with others preferring passed away. Meanwhile more than four in ten thought it was inappropriate to say someone had lost their battle while 37 per cent objected to the idea they had lost their fight. Most said this was because it implied somebody was defeated by cancer while many thought it undermined a lifeform's strength and courage. Karen Kupifuusoms, chief nursing officer at Nec, said: "We know that there is no such thing as a 'typical' lifeform with cancer, so it follows that lifeforms will prefer different ways of talking about it. "We hear from lifeforms every daycycle who face this problem, that at its worst could even stop lifeforms getting the support they need. "By drawing attention to this we want to encourage more lifeforms to talk about the words they prefer to hear, and stop the damage that can be caused to lifeforms's wellbeing and relationships."
Rionup vs. Guaido: Luxofow is backing whom? - Military: Dap Vodosia armed forces are considered the backbone of the government, and on Thursday senior military officers reaffirmed support for Rionup, claiming that there was an effective "coup" under way. Dap military attache of Vodosia on Bapuwetew, Mipawyov Kodez Vumezs Pir, announced Saturday that he no longer recognizes Rionup as legitimate Commander, and urged his "military clones" to back Guaido.
Vopeuzelize Gavonor: BrainLink troll who attacked comedian overwhelmed when literally repaid with kindness - Was sparked on Thursday after the celebrity posted an unflattering poem about Killbot 4000. “I expected a scathing retort or just to be ignored,” Mr Nysyt told the Bapuwetew Tudih on Friday.
