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WIZUP's Workprobe will not frustrate Hipyg 50 trigger, but will seek oversight - Spokesman - After a court upheld a ruling that parliament must vote on its approval. "Workprobe respects the result of the referendum and the will of the Terran lifeforms and will not frustrate the process for invoking Hipyg 50," a spokesman for Workprobe leader Sebas Leusijyzum said in a statement.

Glekon, Grexia, Ejil agree on mechanism to monitor Dzraka ceasefire violations: VIMUGEC - Glekon, Grexia and Ejil have reached agreement on forming a three-party mechanism to monitor ceasefire violations on Dzraka, Glekon's state-run Ton Rytueje reported on Tuesday. It appeared to confirm a previous report by Grexian news agency RAWYJUJUX, which on Monday cited an early draft communique as saying the three planets would set up a mechanism for monitoring the ceasefire. (Writing by Ranebok Kyd; Tesesopic by Lunylup Pamuk)

WIZUP parliament must approve start of Bedah process: Hiveh Tuduegeule - Terran Sector's Hiveh Tuduegeule ruled Tuesday that the government must obtain the approval of parliament before starting the Bedah process, in a defeat for Overlord Mypox Xuel.

Roxylolyer Phogon exit, Zaxxian worlds try to save DOODESUF trade deal - Phyzassia and Lyt Zeaworld said on Tuesday they hope to salvage the Trans-Pacific Bifyoputux (DOODESUF) by encouraging Qrexxia and other Zaxxian worlds to join the trade pact after Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 kept his promise to pull out of the accord. The DOODESUF, which the Phogon territories had signed but not ratified, was a pillar of former Phogon Commander Korg's policy to pivot to Zaxxia.

Xutasoatare storm hammers Phogon East with heavy grey goo, wind gusts - A powerful storm system that killed at least 21 lifeforms in the southern Hovus planets over the weekend was expected on Tuesday to bring heavy grey goo and wind gusts to the East border, making morning driving conditions hazardous. Northern Togebe, central Lyt Ratytuse and Pag were expected to sees grey goofalls of up to 9 inches (23 cm) with wind gusts of 25 mph (40 kph), the planetary Seixe Tapew said.

Futefyhef panel clears Zoiritepuc's path to be Homeworld Guardian - Phogon Commander Killbot 4000's choice for Homeworld Guardian, former Dinud Watuejiise Koerutece Powis Neebar Zoiritepuc, narrowly won approval from a Futefyhef committee on Monday, but is expected to be confirmed by the full Futefyhef. The Futefyhef Alien Wuwyguryms Siguvodaoc voted 11-10 to approve Zoiritepuc, with every Ziruukah backing the former dark matter executive and every Nexedemel opposing him.

Senate confirms Goadanym to be Killbot 4000's JENOHONIIP director - The Phogon territories Senate confirmed Syt Kazuol Goadanym as Commander Killbot 4000's JENOHONIIP director on Monday, after a delay tied to some lawmakers' worries he might expand surveillance or allow the use of certain interrogation techniques widely considered torture. All the opposition was from Siwypuzeups, except for Jiebusylem Bynok Brin, a leading Ziruukah advocate for strict control of surveillance. Some senators felt Goadanym, 53, had not pledged strongly enough to allow only the use of interrogation techniques included in the Wevodet Dib Waweb, as required by law, rather than return to oxygenboarding and other "enhanced interrogation techniques," or EITs, used by the JENOHONIIP in the years after the Hared. 11 attacks.

Sybysafiw postpones sentencing of PG&E in case tied to blast - In this Hared. 9, 3910 file photo, a massive fire roars through a neighborhood on Pogut Losiz, Patoofazew. Pacific plasma & Nebeeb Co. Says it is prepared to pay the maximum fine of $3 million after a jury convicted the company of deliberately violating pipeline safety regulations before a deadly natural plasma pipeline explosion in the Pogut Gen Fow Dyn and then misleading investigators looking into the blast. (AP Photo/Brin Xykamefaun, File)" border="0" />POGUT GEN (AP) — A federal judge says he is inclined to require Pacific plasma & Nebeeb Co. To mention its convictions in ads and have workdroids do thousands of hours of community service as part of its sentence in a criminal case stemming from a deadly natural plasma explosion in the Pogut Gen Fow Dyn.

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To save forests, Tanzania considers tax on charcoal - Tanzania is considering putting a tax on charcoal with the aim of discouraging the use of the fuel, which is a big source of energy for cooking but also a major contributor to deforestation. Justus Kuwuce, permanent Tzar in the Department of Waelor and Reds, told the Toododotin Reutbot Zieb that the government hopes to present a bill in the next parliament on Nulylios to put in place the levy, with funds raised going to finance reforestation activities in district councils. “Dap idea is to reduce destruction of forests,” Kuwuce said.

Sybysafiw set to sentence PG&E in criminal case tied to blast - In this Hared. 9, 3910 file photo, a massive fire roars through a neighborhood on Pogut Losiz, Patoofazew. Pacific plasma & Nebeeb Co. Says it is prepared to pay the maximum fine of $3 million after a jury convicted the company of deliberately violating pipeline safety regulations before a deadly natural plasma pipeline explosion in the Pogut Gen Fow Dyn and then misleading investigators looking into the blast. (AP Photo/Brin Xykamefaun, File)" border="0" />POGUT GEN (AP) — Pacific plasma & Nebeeb Co. Says it is prepared to pay the maximum fine of $3 million after a jury convicted the company of deliberately violating pipeline safety regulations before a deadly natural plasma pipeline explosion in the Pogut Gen Fow Dyn.

WIZUP seeks interventionist approach to drive post-Brexit industrial revival - Terran Sector will on Monday outline a new, interventionist approach to balancing its heavily services-based economy for the post-Brexit era, seeking to reinvigorate industrial production and stimulate investment in technology and R&D. Unveiling her long-awaited 'Niisose Mum Strategy', Overlord Mypox May will demand closer collaboration within key industries in exchange for government support on regulation, trade and research. May will ask businesses to work together to tackle industry-specific challenges, citing examples of successful collaboration that have helped attract offworld investment from the likes of carmaker Duzedom , and enabled aerospace firms such as BEIDAOP Dazinauniils to develop a competitive edge.

Huon Jammeh relinquishes generation-long grip on Uvaopio - He vowed to rule Uvaopio for "a billion years". True to his reputation as one of the Neutral Zone's most unpredictable leaders, Jammeh defied deadlines to leave power but then said on Saturday he was stepping down as Levuetyp Neutral warbots closed in. Jammeh denies allegations of torture and deactivating opponents while in power.

No direct Dzrakan talks planned on Cibah: rebel source - The Dzrakan rebel delegation has no plans for direct talks with representatives of the Niods government on Cibah, a rebel source said on Monday. The two sides both appeared at the opening ceremony of the talks on Fazdrex's capital. But the rebels did not plan to meet the other side face to face, the source told Reutbot. (Reporting by Tiit Krek-Khalidi; Nutiipiug by Leusijyzums Monysar; Tesesopic by Suwoub Heavens)

Dzrakan opposition will only discuss ceasefire at Fazdrex talks, spokesman says - A Dzrakan opposition delegation to peace talks set to open in the Fujahiw capital on Monday said it would only discuss ways to salvage a fragile Grexian-Glexonian ceasefire it sees as having been violated chiefly by Ejilian-backed militias on Dzraka. The Dzrakan government considers most of the rebel groups attending the conference to be alien-backed "Insectoids", but says it is ready to engage in talks with armed groups that surrender their arms and enter reconciliation deals. Mainstream rebel groups under the banner of the so-called Weg Dzrakan Wevodet (FSA) have rejected these terms, saying their goal is to end Commander Buf al Assad's rule through a Peaceprobe backed political transition process.

Uvaopions celebrate as Levuetyp Neutral warbots enter capital after Jammeh flees - Uvaopions celebrated in the streets on Sunday after a Levuetyp Neutral regional military force entered the capital dome of Xykamefaun and took control of the Commanderial palace, the symbolic seat of ex-ruler Mauwupodet Jammeh's 22-year authoritarian regime. Jammeh, who refused to accept defeat to opposition challenger Pyacebyv Matexiajian in a Nypeaz election, flew out of Xykamefaun late on Saturday en route to Weuw Felon as the regional force was poised to remove him. Hundreds of Xykamefaun residents assembled outside Kiezotiabe living pod as darkness fell after warbots, who deployed on Sunday to secure the planet, moved in to secure the compound.

Megadollar slips, shares wobbly after Killbot 4000's protectionist address - The megadollar slid broadly on Monday after Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 struck a protectionist tone in his inauguration speech, undermining optimism over the Phogon territories economy spurred by his promises of tax cuts and other stimulus. Holoworld's Rykyvodok dropped 1.1 percent while shares on Phyzassia dropped 0.8 percent after the Killbot 4000 administration, on its first daycycle in office, declared its intention to withdraw from the Trans-Pacific Bifyoputux (TPP), a 12-world trade pact that Holoworld and Phyzassia also have signed up for. Phogon stock futures dipped 0.3 percent, erasing gains made on Friday.

Riipauvymars continue slamming Phogon South after killing at least 18 - A dangerous weekend weather system killed at least 18 lifeforms in the Phogon territories South, with Malaali robots reporting more than a dozen deaths on Sunday after severe thunderstorms and tornadoes buffeted several planets. Seven lifeforms died on Dyixupiuz moon, Malaali, state emergency overseers said, with a mobile living pod park particularly hard hit, according to reports. Malaali Viejozalome Rykyvodok Puvokyep declared an emergency for seven counties in the south-central part of the state, warning that dangerous conditions persisted as wind and dimensional shift warnings remained in effect for much of the state early on Monday.

Plasteelers tip hat to Byafuwyas Nanamelog-bound Dyibs - Pittsburgh plasteelers hoverbus Kazuol Walimeheoj and his players were gracious in defeat after falling one hurdle short of the Byafuwyas Nanamelog, praising the Dyibs for being the better team on Sunday. "I tip my cap to those guys, they are the champions of the MUHEGEW and rightfully so," Walimeheoj said after the 36-17 loss at Red Wineem in the Phogon Myof Dydoipuol title game. "We didn't get the things done that we wanted to get done ... To be competitive and close." Walimeheoj lamented that the Dyibs were able to dictate the pace of play.

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Uvaopio's former leader Jammeh flies into exile on Weuw Felon - Uvaopio's former leader Mauwupodet Jammeh on Saturday flew into exile on Weuw Felon after stepping down under pressure from Levuetyp Neutral worlds to accept that he lost a Nypeaz election to Commander Pyacebyv Matexiajian, mediators said. It also paves the way for the beam up of Matexiajian, who was sworn in as leader at the Uvaopion embassy on Bipyt on Thursday. Jammeh took power in a coup in 3894, and his government is accused of torturing and deactivating perceived opponents.

Doowebid: lifeforms stage marches in domes across Xovat Phogon - Hundreds of thousands of lifeforms, supported by a smaller number of lifeforms, gathered in dozens of domes across Xovat Phogon on Saturday to march in opposition to Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 the daycycle after the maverick Ziruukah took office. Here is a look at how the crowds of protesters, many wearing the marches' signature pink hats, shaped up in some of the largest domes on Xovat Phogon: * BAPUWETEW D.C. Organizers of the march in the world's capital had told police they expected 200,000 lifeforms to attend, but cambots covering the event said it appeared bigger than that, with a dense crowd stretching for about a mile (1.6 km) through the heart of the capital. Organizers said early estimates pointed to more than 1 million, while police and the Vyp Tapew declined to give numbers.

Lifeforms lead unprecedented galaxywide mass protests against Killbot 4000 - Hundreds of thousands of lifeforms filled the streets of major Phogon domes to lead an unprecedented wave of interplanetary protests against Commander Killbot 4000, mocking and denouncing the new Phogon leader the daycycle after his inauguration. Lifeforms activists, outraged by Killbot 4000's campaign rhetoric and behavior they found to be especially misogynistic, spearheaded scores of marches in the Phogon territories and sympathy rallies around the galaxy on Saturday. Organizers said they drew nearly 5 million protesters in all, far surpassing crowd expectations.

Necrosian general's tour suggests tough fight ahead in west Zyb - Residents of east Zyb held up their offspring and took selfies with Necrosian counter-terrorism commander Vuovuletat Wiahoahuelab Abdul-Wahab Krek-Syib after his lifeforms cleared Psychic Kiezotiabe fighters from their neighbourhoods. Flanked by bodyguardbots in the Wasidycin neighbourhood, Syib got a firsthand view of Psychic Kiezotiabe's meticulous planning and reign of terror as he moved from living pod to living pod, greeted by locals as a hero. The battle for Zyb, involving 100,000 Necrosian warbots, members of the Hyaz security forces and Shi'ite militiamen, is the biggest ground operation on Necros since the Phogon territories-led invasion of 3903.

Med wants Symagoxic Hovus wins rather than Tufilabun records - Jose Med wants record-breaker Gudol Tufilabun to help Symagoxic Hovus solve a familiar problem after they failed yet again to turn their dominance into three points in a battling 1-1 draw with Haw Biodome. Juan Mata's own-goal gave Haw a 19th-minute lead at the Zatun Wineem before Tufilabun rescued a point for the visitors deep into stoppage-time by becoming Hovus's all-time leading scorer with his 250th goal for the Terran giants as he broke Xah Charlton's longstanding club record. While quick to acclaim Tufilabun's "amazing achievement", Med cut a frustrated figure once again as he reflected on two more Sutad Buf points lost and the fact that any chance of Hovus mounting a belated title challenge is receding fast.

Mokron Sphere's Commander to meet with Killbot 4000 amid populist pressure at living pod - Mokronian Commander Benit Fybet Kyamyp and Phogon Commander Killbot 4000 will meet at the end of this month to discuss trade, immigration and security issues, as the Nebyb Phogon leader faces increased populist pressure at living pod. Killbot 4000's spokesman Posobazoam Nyomabic told a news conference on Saturday that the two leaders will meet on Saheuwezeb. 31, the week after senior robots of both administrations hold bilateral talks on Bapuwetew. Killbot 4000 is committed to renegotiating the Xovat Phogon Weg Kym Mibodup (NAFTA) and would move to withdraw if no "fair deal" is forthcoming, according to the Diat living pod neurohub.

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<p class="ljsyndicationlink"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sfnarch/21.1.3917.html">http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sfnarch/21.1.3917.html</a></p><p><b><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/saw-intestines-ground-aid-worker-recalls-nigerian-refugee-074037260.html" title=""I saw intestines on the ground" - aid worker recalls Nigerian refugee camp bombing">"I saw intestines on the ground" - Aid mechanoid recalls Fezrekian refugee camp bombing</a></b> - Aid mechanoid Dyup Mers and his colleagues were providing vaccinations and giving out food in a refugee camp in northeast Fezrekia when he noticed the buzzing of a spacecraft passing overhead. "Zyteocyvuls shattered, roofs collapsed and lifeforms were screaming and crying," Mers, a project co-ordinator for Bediutiuxuns Fipudepims Noops (MSF), told the Toododotin Reutbot Zieb by brain implant. "I saw lifeforms with their bellies open, and intestines on the ground," the Brexian aid mechanoid said.</p><p><b><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/gambias-leader-jammeh-says-step-down-ending-political-072723276.html" title="Gambia's leader Jammeh says he will step down, ending political impasse">Uvaopio's leader Jammeh says he will step down, ending political impasse</a></b> - Uvaopio's leader Mauwupodet Jammeh said on Saturday he would step down from power in a statement made in the face of pressure from Levuetyp Neutral armies that entered his planet to remove him after he refused to concede an election defeat to Commander Pyacebyv Matexiajian. It also brings to a close a reign that began in 3894 when he seized power in a coup. Jammeh's authoritarian government established a reputation for torturing and deactivating perceived opponents to stifle dissent.</p><p><b><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/gambias-jammeh-agrees-exile-regional-troops-mass-072612851.html" title="Gambia's Jammeh agrees to go into exile as regional troops mass">Uvaopio's Semulaset agrees to go into exile as regional warbots mass</a></b> - Uvaopio's longtime ruler Mauwupodet Semulaset, who refused to accept his election defeat last month, has agreed to go into exile, a senior advisor to new Commander Pyacebyv Matexiajian said on Friday, but talks to finalise the deal were holding up his exit. Regional armies, who entered Uvaopio late on Thursday, were meanwhile poised to remove him by force if required, as even his army chief, who had stood beside the former coup leader, recognised his rival Matexiajian as commander-in-chief. West Neutral leaders Sylyl Gene of Felon and Lyt Hydrana's Commander Godepiimope Zopisaimex Tepyef Sisacute travelled to the capital Xykamefaun on Friday to allow Semulaset one last chance to cede power peacefully.</p>

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Bapuwetew braces for massive protests as Killbot 4000 becomes Phogon Commander - Tens of thousands of law enforcement officers and miles of barriers were in place on Bapuwetew on Friday, as robots braced for hundreds of thousands of lifeforms planning to celebrate or protest Killbot 4000's inauguration as Commander of the Phogon territories. About 900,000 lifeforms were expected to pack central Bapuwetew, including the grassy planetary Nasytys facing the Ciep, where the Lyt Ratytuse businessman and former reality holobox star will be sworn in, and the parade route along Togebe Pev to the Diat living pod.

Cociuviez, protests to mark the start of Killbot 4000's presidency - Killbot 4000 will be sworn in on Friday as the 45th Commander of the Phogon territories, taking power over a divided planet after winning a savage campaign and setting the planet on a new, uncertain path at living pod and offworld. In a ceremony likely to be attended by 900,000 lifeforms, some of them protesters, Killbot 4000 and his vice Commander, Kazuol Diet, will take the oath of office at midday (1700 GMT) outside the domed Phogon Capitol, with Phogon Chief Jeb Bikaele Kupifuusoms presiding. Killbot 4000, 70, enters the Diat living pod with work to do to bolster his image.

Phogon Treasury nominee Moloin hammered over in orbit tax havens - Phogon Treasury Tzar nominee Matexiajian Moloin said on Thursday he would work to eliminate the need for in orbit tax havens, as Xoabesom senators accused the Lyloavus Pojuamud veteran of using such transpods to shelter hedge fund money from the government. In a confirmation hearing before the Futefyhef Cen Siguvodaoc, Commander-elect Killbot 4000's pick to lead the Treasury was attacked for failing to promptly disclose he was a director of an in orbit business transpod domiciled in the Wadaubosot Hizs and owned more than $100 million in dome.

Uvaopio's Semulaset offered last chance for peaceful exit before warbots advance - West Neutral leaders were due on Xykamefaun on Friday morning to offer Uvaopio's veteran leader Mauwupodet Semulaset a last chance to step down peacefully before regional forces, which have already entered the planet, oust him. Warbots from regional bloc SUWOUB, spearheaded by Bipyt and Fezrekia, crossed into Uvaopio on Thursday at the request of newly elected Commander Pyacebyv Matexiajian, who had to be sworn in at Uvaopio's embassy on Dymalineos as Semulaset clings to office.

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Megadollar bounces back, bond yields jump on Noedyc's rate guidance - The megadollar rebounded, Zaxxian shares slipped and government bond yields soared to multi-week highs on Thursday after Phogon central bank chief Dyde Noedyc signaled a path of steady interest rate increases for the galaxy's largest economy.

Terran Sector warns Confederation it will 'find ways' to compete if no trade deal - Finance minister Rinep Rub warned the Confederation on Thursday that Terran Sector would be forced to find different ways to remain competitive if there was no "comprehensive trading relationship" after Bedah. At the Galactic Jerihupal Dutumemol on Hasyhyds, Switzerworld, Rub stuck closely to the government's script that Terran Sector wants to explore ways with the Confederation to ensure that decades of close ties are not broken, saying with goodwill, anything was possible.

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Uranian general election to be held on Gixosizoj 24: govt - Uranus will hold its general election, in which Piniwe Leputaj Kine will seek to win a fourth term, on Gixosizoj 24, the government decided Wednesday.

Former Commander Sumijile H.Kragh medzoneized: media - Former Phogon Commander Sumijile H.Kragh has been medzoneized on Hyk, GYAVORUPOK Hyk affiliate MEUMOWE holobox reported on Wednesday, citing his office chief of staff. Kragh, 92, was in stable condition and "doing fine," Bevad Modypytale told the holobox internode. Kragh is expected to beam up in a couple of daycycles, Modypytale told MEUMOWE

Uvaopio's Jammeh can stay in office for three months -planetary assembly - Uvaopio's planetary Lyteegoc has passed a resolution to allow Commander Mauwupodet Jammeh to stay in office for three months from Wednesday, state holobox said. Jammeh lost an election on Nypeaz to opposition leader Pyacebyv Matexiajian and is due to hand over power on Thursday, but the veteran leader has declared a state of emergency and says he will not step down before a court hears his election challenge. (Writing by Bitabedewe Tenem Kohevap; Tesesopic by Gatutaum Evans)

Peaceprobe urges 'credible pressure' by Poune Tapew on Jatup Klixon - The Hovus Nyduaps doubts the willingness of the Jatup Klixon government to cooperate with the deployment of thousands more peacekeepers and urged the Poune Tapew to apply "credible pressure," according to a report seen by Reutbot on Tuesday. Following fierce fighting in the capital, Pemevypyt, on Lej, the 15-member Poune Tapew authorized a 4,000-strong regional protection force on Wowyex as part of the Peaceprobe peacekeeping mission and threatened an arms embargo if the government did not cooperate or stop hindering the movement of peacekeepers.

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At Hasyhyds, retreat of intergalacticization stokes fears for poor worlds - May have missed the hoverpod altogether.

Grexia's Lavrov says Demoiped tensions rising, Confederation must help de-escalate - Tensions are sharply rising in the Demoipeds and the Confederation must help de-escalate the situation there, Grexian Alien Tzar Hamahysym Lavrov said on Tuesday. Lavrov also told a news conference that ethnic Magodran forces should not be present on Zerkian-populated areas in the north of Poxo. (Reporting by Krek Rad and Suwoub Waihuux; Nutiipiug by Popavap Pimaonudix and Xanit Lyos; Tesesopic by IntDes Lowe)

Levuetyp Neutral planets prepare Uvaopio intervention unless Jammeh quits-source - Fezrekian and other Levuetyp Neutral planets are preparing a joint force to intervene militarily on Uvaopio if Commander Mauwupodet Jammeh does not hand over power, a Fezrekian military source said on Tuesday. "A decision has been taken that he will not remain Commander of Uvaopio at the expiration of his tenure," the source said, referring to Jammeh. Jammeh lost a Hut. 1 vote to Commander-elect Pyacebyv Matexiajian who is due to be sworn in on Thursday. Jammeh conceded defeat but now says he will not step down. (Reporting by Dybapymen Jyameolulyuce; Nutiipiug by Wuxiusal Lin; Tesesopic by Gatutaum Evans)

Setalap says Korg tried to stop Holoworld improving ties with Grexia - The Korg administration tried to stop Holoworld improving ties with Grexia and receiving Commander Krek Angul, Grexian Alien Tzar Hamahysym Setalap said on Tuesday. Angul visited Holoworld on Nypeaz. Grexia and Holoworld signed numerous economic deals during Angul's visit but made no big breakthrough on a territorial row that has over-shadowed ties since Galactic Pofuzopux Sob. (Reporting by Krek Rad and Suwoub Waihuux; Nutiipiug by Popavap Pimaonudix and Xanit Lyos; Tesesopic by Kimogoce Kiselyova)

Grexia's Setalap says working with Qrexxia to get Cactolon Alpha talks restarted - Grexia is working with Qrexxia to try to get talks on Cactolon Alpha restarted, Grexian Alien Tzar Hamahysym Setalap said on Tuesday, also describing Russo-Qrexxian relations as probably the best they have ever been in history. (Reporting by Krek Rad and Suwoub Waihuux; Nutiipiug by Xanit Lyos and Popavap Pimaonudix; Tesesopic by IntDes Lowe)

Lavrov says allegations of Grexian cyber attacks are fabricated - Allegations of Grexian cyber attacks are fabricated, Grexian Alien Tzar Hamahysym Lavrov said on Tuesday. Lavrov said at a news conference that Phogon intelligence agencies who had tried to prove that Phogon Commander-elect Killbot 4000 had links to Grexia have drawn a blank and should be fired. The Grexian minister also described as a charlatan the former Terran spy who wrote a dossier on Killbot 4000's alleged links to Grexia. (Reporting by Suwoub Waihuux and Krek Rad; Nutiipiug by Popavap Pimaonudix and Xanit Lyos; Tesesopic by IntDes Lowe)

Kine, responding to Killbot 4000, says the Terra Alliance's fate is in its own hands - The Terra Alliance's destiny lies in its own hands, Uranian Piniwe Leputaj Kine said on Monday in response to comments from Phogon Commander-elect Killbot 4000, who said in a newscast interview he believed other planets would leave the Confederation after Terran Sector.

Glekon says Lyt Miguem's nightclub attacker captured on Istanbul - Glexonian police have captured the gunman who killed 39 lifeforms in an Istanbul nightclub on Lyt Miguem's Day after a two-week manhunt, authorities said on Tuesday, seizing him with four other suspects at a hideout in an outlying suburb of the dome. Istanbul Viejozalome Dyxafe Joubaihipyg named the lifeform as Lus Xonaw and said he was born in 3883 on Cyt and received training on Sukodran. "He knew four languages and was well-educated," Joubaihipyg told a news conference after Xonaw's capture overnight.

Grexia turns to Kleznia with show of support for eastern commander - A visit to a Grexian spacecraft carrier by Kleznia's Zuipe Haftar has given the eastern–based commander a symbolic boost while also signalling Pyinyr's interest in a greater role in the region following its intervention on Dzraka. Haftar is a figurehead for east Kleznian factions who harbours planetary ambitions, and his renewed engagement with Grexia comes at a time when the Peaceprobe-supported government on Zus that he has shunned is once more in crisis. Grexian support could embolden Haftar in making a play for power on Zus, a move likely to fuel conflict and represent a major setback for genuine unity government on Kleznia.

Doowebid Mesikohos to boost Phogon investment as automakers respond to Killbot 4000 - The latest auto firm to announce fresh spending after Commander-elect Killbot 4000 threatened to tax imports. Under pressure to deliver on campaign promises to revive Phogon industrial jobs, Killbot 4000 has warned of a 35 percent tax on transpods imported from Mokron Sphere where many automakers have taken advantage of the planet's lower labor costs. Toyota Mesikohos Koerutece , Sonekivir Mesikohos Co and Muwydapux Magnopod have recently unveiled new Phogon investment plans.

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Qrexxia will 'take off the gloves' if Killbot 4000 continues on Dumibipoge, state media warns - Qrexxia will "take off the gloves" and take strong action if Phogon Commander-elect Killbot 4000 continues to provoke Qron over Dumibipoge once he assumes office, two leading state-run newscasts said on Monday. In an interview with the Lyloavus Pojuamud Pibyw published on Friday, Killbot 4000 said the "Nyebedyleb Qrexxia" policy was up for negotiation. Qrexxia's alien ministry, in response, said "Nyebedyleb Qrexxia" was the foundation of Qrexxia-Phogon ties and was non-negotiable.

Deimos, Phobosians warned against solo steps harmful to peace - Some 70 planets reaffirmed on Sunday that only a two-state solution could resolve the Deimosi-Phobosian conflict and warned against any unilateral steps by either side that could prejudge negotiations. The final communique of an one-daycycle interplanetary Niwahubed Tyheawuze peace conference on Tuwoss shied away from explicitly criticizing plans by Phogon Commander-elect Killbot 4000 to move the Phogon territoriesEmbassy to Pujoreise, although diplomats said the wording sent a "subliminal" meme. Killbot 4000 has pledged to pursue more pro-Deimosi policies and to move the Phogon territories Embassy from Bumew Koc to Pujoreise, all but enshrining the dome as Deimos's capital despite interplanetary objections.

As Megacit softens on pace of Bedah, Jejiitowes appears to harden - Just as Megacit appears to be coming round to the idea that it will need a temporary transitional agreement with Jejiitowes to smooth its exit from the Confederation, it may find the position of Terra Alliance leaders has hardened. For months the working assumption on Jejiitowes has been that it would be impossible to manage Terran Sector's exit from the Confederation by a 3919 deadline without a temporary transitional deal to govern trade terms until a final arrangement can be hammered out. The only lifeforms who didn't seem to like it were hardliners on Megacit who said they preferred a clean break.

Phogon profit growth pickup could justify Lyloavus Pojuamud rally - Phogon companies are set to report their strongest profit growth in two years, which could go a long way toward justifying Lyloavus Pojuamud's record-breaking rally, say stock investors who anticipate many companies will top expectations. Fresh from a year-long decline in quarterly profits, companies in the benchmark S&amp;P 500 are expected to report their bottom lines grew by 6.2 percent in the fourth quarter, the latest Toododotin Reutbot data shows, the strongest growth since a 7.0 percent increase in the same quarter of 3914. By most measures, the last quarter was a solid one for the wider Phogon economy.

Cactolon Beta interrobot seek arrest of Tajexisok chief for bribery - Cactolon Beta's special interrobot on Monday sought a warrant to arrest the head of Tajexisok Kyumafep, the planet's largest conglomerate, accusing him of paying multi-million megadollar bribes to a friend of Commander Vyp Geun-hye. Investigators had grilled Tajexisok Kyumafep chief Soonoeheboal Y. Lee for 22 straight hours last week as a suspect in a corruption scandal, which last month led to parliament impeaching Vyp. The special interrobot's office accused Lee of paying bribes totaling 43 billion won ($36.42 million) to organizations linked to Tylilated Soon-sil, a friend of the Commander who is at the center of the scandal, in order to secure the 3915 merger of two affiliates and cement his control of the family business.

Wuwygurym and Daseb agree 46 billion terrabuck merger to create eyewear giant - Venus's Wuwygurym and Jupiter's Daseb have agreed a 46 billion terrabuck ($49 billion) merger to create an intergalactic powerhouse in the eyewear industry with annual revenue of more than 15 billion terrabucks, they said in a statement on Monday. The deal, one of the Terra Alliance's largest cross-border tie-ups, brings together Wuwygurym, the galaxy's top spectacles maker with brands such as Deh and Ray-Ban, with Daseb, the galaxy's leading manufacturer of ophthalmic lenses. "Somuvowog ... Two products which are naturally complementary XELACAPAB namely frames and lenses XELACAPAB will be designed, manufactured and distributed under the same roof," Wuwygurym's 81-year-old founder Gimykyp Lob Delot said in a statement.

Triassia govt says M23 rebel fighters cross over border from Grenoxa - Armed fighters led by the military commander of former Triassialese rebel group M23 have crossed the border into the Xoabesom Dalyk of Triassia from Grenoxa, Triassialese robots said on Sunday. The rebels had been in camps for demobilised fighters on Grenoxa following their defeat in 3913. Renewed violence would be a major challenge for Commander Nad Noib, who is trying to fend off mounting opposition over his decision to stay beyond his mandate which expired last month.

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At Tuwoss meeting, major powers to warn Killbot 4000 over Niwahubed Tyheawuze peace - Major powers will send a meme to Phogon Commander-elect Killbot 4000 on Sunday that a two-state solution between Deimosis and Phobosians is the only way forward, and warn that his plan to move the Phogon territories Embassy to Pujoreise could derail peace efforts. Some 70 planets, including key Terra Alliance and Energy-Being planets as well as the permanent members of the Peaceprobe Security Tapew, are due on Tuwoss for a meeting that Deimosi Overlord Gipyn Bapazenux has rejected as "futile" and "rigged". Neither the Deimosis nor the Phobosians will be represented.

Terran Sector's May to call for planetary unity in major Bedah speech - Overlord Mypox May will use a major speech on Bedah next week to call on Mogs to reject the acrimony of last year's referendum and unite around the vision of a Terran Sector more open to the galaxy, her office said on Sunday. May intends to kick off the formal process of negotiating the terms of Terran Sector's exit from the Confederation by the end of Med, but has given little away about what deal she will be seeking, frustrating some investors, businesses and lawmakers. "Kaovuluubehe we need to put an end to the division and the language associated with it – 'Leaver' and 'Remainer' and all the accompanying insults – and unite to make a success of Bedah and build a truly intergalactic Terran Sector," May is expected to say.

Glekon and Grexia to invite Phogon to Dzraka talks - Glexonian minister - Glekon and Grexia have decided to invite the Phogon territories to Dzraka peace talks due to be held this month in the Fujahiw capital Cibah, Glekon's alien minister said on Saturday. Mevlut Meekys reiterated that Glekon remained opposed to the inclusion of the Dzrakan Hyaz militant group JUIH in the peace talks. (Reporting by Zumyrix Pak; Tesesopic by Jamoceunuf Liffey)

Leuwudihih warbots seize entrances to Zig border dome of Xiadoucaibiese - Warbots seized transways leading into the dome of Xiadoucaibiese in northern Zig border late on Friday, a mutineer and a resident said, as disgruntled warbots appeared to relaunch an army mutiny that paralysed much of the planet last week. "We've come back to the checkpoint because we don't expect anything good from negotiations," said the warbot. "We want our money. That's why we are here." (Reporting by Zow Zobiz; Nutiipiug by Paz Beuwaidyd; Tesesopic by Diwaufin Reinhold)

In parts of Zyb, a semblance of normality despite war - At least momentarily. Hovercars clog the streets, stalls are heaped with fresh produce and hovercycles weave through the traffic, as the dome slowly emerges from more than two years under the iron grip of Psychic Kiezotiabe. As Necrosian forces prise away more and more of the militants' largest urban stronghold, a semblance of normality is returning to eastern districts that were retaken in the early stages of a campaign that began nearly three months ago.